The Problem of MBA Romance

27 02 2013

Angela: I’m not sure if I love you enough. How do you know I love you?

Me: You’ve invested a lot into me.

Angela: I’ve never been good at investment. Finance was my worst subject.

Me: I’m high risk and unprofitable in the short term. Think of yourself as a venture capitalist.

Angela: What about you? Do you think you’ve invested enough in me?

Me: I’m sorry my capital allocation hasn’t been higher lately.

Angela: Can I divest myself of you?

Me: I was hoping you’d take me to IPO.

… and that was about the time I got slapped.



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