Angela: I’m not sure if I love you enough. How do you know I love you?
Me: You’ve invested a lot into me.
Angela: I’ve never been good at investment. Finance was my worst subject.
Me: I’m high risk and unprofitable in the short term. Think of yourself as a venture capitalist.
Angela: What about you? Do you think you’ve invested enough in me?
Me: I’m sorry my capital allocation hasn’t been higher lately.
Angela: Can I divest myself of you?
Me: I was hoping you’d take me to IPO.
… and that was about the time I got slapped.
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